“london tipton”
“paris hilton”
suddenly it all made sense

bruken:

I’m really jealous of girls with cute laughs because it’s probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises.

drarna:

in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

katara:

only hot people can see this post 

how the hell did a blank post get so many notes

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

peyton-in-wonderland:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

TODAY I BOUGHT A CANDLE FROM BATH AND BODY WORKS THAT SMELLS LIKE PIZZA?????????

CANDLE YOU SMELL SO DELIGHTFUL AND I CANNOT EAT YOU.

omg this fucking website

this is the post that put you over the tumblr edge,huh? 

8oo:

8oo:

8oo:

8oo:

animal crossing comes out in 10 minutes

animal crossing comes out in 5 minutes

animal crossing is out

gamestop opens in 10 hours

fuckdanielmaitland:

As an Australian I have never seen anyone ever cool a shrimp on a barbecue.

1k followers until 1k

forever-hyung:

every once in a while i check up on people i hate to make sure i still hate them

i do