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i'm syd. i live in the desert. interesting.

hannah hart is my spirit animal.
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i enjoy teeth, r/creepy, ginger cats, maps, sylvia plath, abandoned buildings, oddities
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no seriously though, what are you doing here?

how did the boy from spy kids go from spy to shit-porn watching masochist my childhood is ruined

humansinthesky:

talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”

flowury:

flowury:

I want to do adult things with you

*whispers* taxes

chatterboxrose:

that pizza guy is gonna call his parents like, “remember when you were disappointed I was a pizza guy well GUESS WHAT I’M ON THE OSCARS” 

elasticitymudflap:

nosdrinker:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IT’s BEEN liKE A MONTHS IM StiL:L LA UGHING at THis FucKIgn Cat IMklefsfd

elasticitymudflap:

nosdrinker:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IT’s BEEN liKE A MONTHS IM StiL:L LA UGHING at THis FucKIgn Cat IMklefsfd

baracknobama:

college fees? text books?? the bible said adam and eve not adam and overpriced education

actual photo of me when any family member tries to hug me

actual photo of me when any family member tries to hug me

drunk bisexual pervert? 
nailed it

drunk bisexual pervert? 

nailed it

madturbating:

today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”

shrap-null:

The Creature tries to remember what it once was

shrap-null:

The Creature tries to remember what it once was

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that